so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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