I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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