dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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