nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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