No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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