I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
