i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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