What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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