So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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