Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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