Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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