I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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