And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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