i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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