In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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