Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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