quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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