yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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