did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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