I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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