yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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