If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
How's work?
Spinning.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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