Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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