the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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