my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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