And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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