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I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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