so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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