Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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