you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
A bitchslap is in order.
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