If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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