just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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