Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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