Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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