Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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