I think im going to throw up on grandma
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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