How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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