Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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