All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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