my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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