You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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