No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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