First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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