I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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