i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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