On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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