you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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