She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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