some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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