You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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