and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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