We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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