I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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