I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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