I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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