i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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